A birthday is a special day for an individual
A birthday is a special day for an individual, and on this day, the girl or boy deserves to be showed with love and attention.Sending happy birthday quotes to your friends or family members, your beloved ones on their birthday has long been a beautiful custom. It’s the way to let them know how much you appreciate and care.
Are you looking for inspiration? Here are an awesome collection of 40+ funny birthday quotes, funny happy birthday quotes for you to put a smile on your friends’ faces on this special day. Leave them a memorable moment on the birthday with these funny birthday wishes and messages carefully picked by ddquotes.
They
tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell
you is that you won’t miss it very much. – Malcolm Cowley
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. – Robert Frost
Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
Age is a number and yours is unlisted.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Jack Benny
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. – Daniel Francois Esprit Auber
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – H. Prochnow
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – Robert Frost
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. – Leo Rosenberg
It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. – Brigitte Bardot
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. – Charles Schultz
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. – Golda Mei
Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. – Robert Frost
Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
Age is a number and yours is unlisted.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Jack Benny
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. – Daniel Francois Esprit Auber
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – H. Prochnow
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – Robert Frost
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. – Leo Rosenberg
It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. – Brigitte Bardot
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. – Charles Schultz
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. – Golda Mei
Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.
