Quotes

They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much. – Malcolm Cowley

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. – Robert Frost

Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

Age is a number and yours is unlisted.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Jack Benny

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Rev. Larry Lorenzoni

People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. – Daniel Francois Esprit Auber

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip.

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – H. Prochnow

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – Robert Frost

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. – Leo Rosenberg

It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. – Brigitte Bardot

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. – Charles Schultz

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. – Golda Mei

Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.